THIS FONT IS GREEN AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY ITS SLANTED.
If you hated the first post, you may want to turn back now.
This post contains:->expired toothpaste
->due books
->Nicole shouting by my ear
->librarian violence
Bon Appetit!(if you're eating while reading this.)

Current status: Nicole is shouting about tutti-frutti toothpaste. It has been watching me for the past 6 months now and I never touched or used it before-----------Until Now! Nicole has snatched tutti-frutti from its nice spot next to the sink and has squirted it out on fullscap paper.(RECYCLED!)It's pink, slimy like a skinny pink slug and comes out in the form of a heart! Thats why I never use it. Hearts are freaky. After the tutti-frutti has stinked up the whole room with its bubble-gummy stench, she is shouting "TUTTI-FRUTTI! TUTTI-FRUTTI! NO ZHI RUI YOU SPELT IT ALL WRONG!!!" and gues what, she dropped it on my beautiful,beautiful floor and black black fan. My mum's gonna get me for this.

Past status: Freaking out because my books are overdue! This is the very first time(for the school library) I'm gonna put in my books in Mr my-face-has-been-painted-in-the-way-to-show-you-my-jagged-teeth the shark's mouth. If the librarian finds out, I shall probably be punished and here goes my mind thinking of crazy ways she's gonna torcher me.(over-reacting here...)I mean, I can't expect her to give me a whole mountain of candy right? I think everythings just my imagination though.

By:Zhi Rui